Satan's best friend

I have no life

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"Morgue is my best friend on the show and the reason I like him so much is because he is such a real person and what he does is so impressive to me and I admire it" - Asia Ray

(Source: gavriiel)

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astrolocherry:

Sagittarius: "She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did"Zelda Fitzgerald 
Cancer: "I only know that I feel tired, antiquated; I feel as though I have been living a long, long time "Ivan Turgenev
Leo: "To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides "David Viscott

Taurus: "Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea, are the excellent school masters, and teach us more than we can ever learn from books "John Lubbock

Aries: "Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realise that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art "Maya Angelou

Pisces: "Ah! She said, lifting her tear-bright eyes to the ceiling. ‘If  you knew all the dreams I’ve dreamed!"Gustave Flaubert 

Aquarius: "People will stare. Make it worth their while "Harry Winston 

Libra: "I hate it how I don’t feel real unless people are watching "Chuck Palahniuk

Virgo: "Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves"Kate Havnevik
Capricorn: "She was the type to like things that are concrete, like the ocean. Something you could point to and know what it was… And I think that’s why she struggled with love. She couldn’t touch it. She couldn’t hold onto it and make sure it never changed  "Carrie Ryan
Scorpio: "There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable"Mark Twain
Gemini: "There was once a woman who had 100 faces. She showed one face to each person so it took one hundred men to write her biography"Anais Nin

astrolocherry:

Sagittarius: "She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and no doubt that’s one of the reasons why they did"
Zelda Fitzgerald

Cancer: "I only know that I feel tired, antiquated; I feel as though I have been living a long, long time "
Ivan Turgenev

Leo: "To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides "
David Viscott

Taurus: "Earth and sky, woods and fields, lakes and rivers, the mountain and the sea, are the excellent school masters, and teach us more than we can ever learn from books "
John Lubbock

Aries: "Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realise that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art "
Maya Angelou

Pisces: "Ah! She said, lifting her tear-bright eyes to the ceiling. ‘If  you knew all the dreams I’ve dreamed!"
Gustave Flaubert 

Aquarius: "People will stare. Make it worth their while "
Harry Winston 

Libra: "I hate it how I don’t feel real unless people are watching "
Chuck Palahniuk

Virgo: "Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves"
Kate Havnevik


Capricorn: "She was the type to like things that are concrete, like the ocean. Something you could point to and know what it was… And I think that’s why she struggled with love. She couldn’t touch it. She couldn’t hold onto it and make sure it never changed  "
Carrie Ryan


Scorpio: "There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable"
Mark Twain


Gemini: "There was once a woman who had 100 faces. She showed one face to each person so it took one hundred men to write her biography"
Anais Nin

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Signs at a party 🎉

Leo:
the host, labels the Facebook event as "BESTEZZ NYT EVAAA"
Virgo:
has been planning said event for the past month. Do NOT break anything.
Aries:
first to get drunk, first to break something
Capricorn:
the designated driver - much to their dismay
Gemini:
gets the goss out of every social circle, starts the rumour of the night - knows everyone's business
Pisces:
smoking a joint in the corner of the room
Sagittarius:
"do you ever just FEEL?" They ask as they take another whiff of Pisces' joint
Scorpio:
first to get laid
Cancer:
holds back Aries' hair as they vomit
Aquarius:
"anyway, here's wonderwall..."
Taurus:
drunkenly hooking up with libra
Libra:
does not remember this night happening

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zodiacs

turcl:

aries - stop obsessing over kanye

taurus - chill

gemini - whatever fuckin turtle

cancer - don’t name your first born child harold

leo - nice rack

virgo - little dweeb

libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles

scorpio - my dad

sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you

capricorn - that’s enough memes for today

aquarius - probably illegal

pisces - how do dolphins sleep even

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r0ditis:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

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how the signs react if you enter their house without permission

aries:
gives you suggestions on how to successfully rob a house because you disappointed them
taurus:
challenges you to break something to prove your actual strength
gemini:
lives in labyrinth with a mysterious and dangerous creature in it and will watch your death through hidden cameras
cancer:
shows you their collection of dead bodies and asks you to stay for dinner
leo:
destroys you and their own house out of rage
virgo:
describes your actions in detail keeping their eyes closed to prove their superiority
libra:
lives in a love hotel so will give you the key to your room
scorpio:
seductively walks up to you and pierces you with a spit while their sexy gaze paralyses you
sagittarius:
is never home so will leave some traps, such as descending ceilings and hidden arrows
capricorn:
waits for you to be less cautious and enjoys your death as they press a trap door button
aquarius:
teaches you a lesson that you'll learn the hard way
pisces:
throws rose petals on the ground before you walk in